Climb for Hospice

I need to get into shape. I can barely climb a flight of stairs in the condition I’m in right now, so climbing a mountain would be foolish, dangerous, and quite possibly the most amusing thing that someone could witness.

From here on in, I am going to eat a balanced and energizing diet. I will force myself to admit that neither cereal nor popcorn constitutes an honest meal. I will take drastic measures to ensure that I stick to my eating plan…

I have sealed all my Christmas candy and chocolate in a large, glass jar, and I have taped the lid shut.

OH, THE HUMANITY!