Once again, I bring you the Protein Bar Taste Test!

1.19.2010 | Protein Bar Taste Test

Exhibit C – Isoflex

Brand: Isoflex
Flavour: Chocolate Flavour Peanut Butter Fudge
Tag Line: Excellent Source of Protein
First Ingredient: Protein complex(soy protein crisps [Non-GMO soy protein isolate, calcium carbonate], hydrolyzed gelatin, whey protein isolate, calcium caseinate, whey protein concentrate, peanut butter [dry roasted peanuts, salt], peanut flour, dry roasted peanuts

If angels and kittens had a company that made protein bars, the Isoflex would be their product. This thing was AWESOME. Eating The Isoflex was akin to eating crunchy joy, covered in gooey glee, and sprinkled with little tiny chewy bits of Paradise. And the greatest part was that after I ate it, I wasn’t hungry until about five hours later!

The next test for this fantastic wonderment of scientific-culinary goodness will be for it to spend some time in my freezer in an attempt to simulate conditions similar to when I will be standing in the Snows of Kilmanjaro and am desperate for a hit of chocolate. I wonder how much energy I’ll need to chew the thing?




Remember to keep one bar in an INSIDE pocket of your jacket or pants. Once you've eaten that one, put another one in the inside pocket. The remainder can live in your pack as individually wrapped asphalt chunks.

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